A bicycle and a slingshot Chicken Yeah I’ve Got OCD Old Cranky And Dangerous Shirt. The bike allows you to cover more ground than on foot and more quietly than anything with an engine. They don’t need fuel beyond calories and maintenance is simple. With a little practice, the slingshot can take out the small game (squirrels, birds, maybe rabbits if you’re good enough). It makes very little noise. And you can pick up ammunition (small stones, ball bearings, nuts/bolts, etc) from basically anywhere. Unfortunately, I don’t know how to use either. I guess have found my lockdown level-up skills. Could also use the slingshot to throw anything pretty far and distract the zombies. Good shout man.
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Well, it will also depend on the zombies Chicken Yeah I’ve Got OCD Old Cranky And Dangerous Shirts. If they are zombies from the walking dead you can go kinda slow on the bicycle but if they are world war z zombies then prepare to peddle for your life. You can also use the bicycle handlebars as a MASSIVE slingshot to kill zombies. You just need to attach one of those exercise resistance bands to it and fire away. I am so glad someone finally mentioned the slingshot, it’s the only thing considered a weapon that I know how to use lmao. You should also carry a typewriter with felt-softened keys to quieten your writing as you compose your post-apocalyptic hipster memoirs on the run.
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